Poker Face Puns
But in the long run, if you think about it, you have a great poker face and will be wrinkle-free for a long time. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com. Keep calm and resting bitch on. Pun Original; O. Simpson murder Ace Tweet O. Simpson murder case: Drag Ace Tweet Drag race: Play the Ace card Tweet Play the race card: Ace the music Tweet Face the music: In your Ace Tweet In your face: About Ace Tweet About face: Lose Ace Tweet Lose face: Cut off your nose to spite your Ace Tweet Cut off your nose to spite your face. “Libby wasn't a big talker - Michelle and Debby seemed to hog all her words. She made pronouncements: I like ponies. I hate spaghetti. Like her mother, she had no poker face. It was all right there. When she wasn't angry or sad, she just didn't say much.” ― Gillian Flynn, Dark Places.
You auto know that I am not a punster. But it is a pieceful work.
Woke up to Lady Gaga’s poker face.
And planned to write on pun today.
But I am a day dreamer. I started thinking of being a red queen, living a stable life of my ween.
Not just me, but my friends are dumb too. Let me tell you an instance.
During the day, while watching hairy potter, my friend asked, Coke?. I said, Pepsi. My friend, “Maybe PepsiCo will be our new Okay”. I hit him with my can for the lameness, only to hear, “Thank god, it was a soft drink.”
Coming back, I will get on pun.
I could wordplay on cockatiel, but it would be fowl.
And then I have to complete reading my book. It is a book about puns, and is pun full to put down.
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Recently I have been addicted to The Simpsons, maybe it will make me smrt.
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And I seem to be improving. A proof, my best puns replied by ridiculous faces, and painful remarks. What else would be a better symptom of my progress?